i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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