Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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