dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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