Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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