I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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