Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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