what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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