ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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