I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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