If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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