It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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