You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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