whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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