Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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