I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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