Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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