zippers are such a cool invention
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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