Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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