Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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