I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
