Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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