: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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