I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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