we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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