Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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