Don't you send me to vm
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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