Do you still have your period?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We are all done wearing pants today
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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