If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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