omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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