Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
