I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I need to align my fucking chakras
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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