He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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