'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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