me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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