there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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