girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
