quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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