I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
