That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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