Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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