stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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