I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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