This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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