Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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