yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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