I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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