I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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