And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Say something about gay babies.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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