will power is for people who don't want to get laid
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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