I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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