this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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