Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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